BARNABY THE DOG.
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Goldie, You didn’t read the small print on Splane‘s explanation of generations and so I have typed it out for you: Clinical tests show that 89% of 112 sisters (aged between 27 and 63 ) found ‘Splane‘s ex-splanation of “extended generations” when laundered in New Improved Watchtower ‘Aposto’ on cool wash, was unbelievably whitewashed. If not satisfied with “New Aposto” simply send your donation to our Whitewash Plant at Kings Drive for a full excommunication by Elders Return. Remember! You can ‘Do more’ by recycling Watchtower Aposto at ANY Kingdom Hall in exchange for 5 free hours of ministry by Zoom and gain a Gold Star on your Hour report card at the end of the month. I hope this helps. As a side note, if you keep a bottle of Magellan‘s in your ministry bag, it makes explaining the generations a no-brainer as the GB well know and endorse.Omg I am so confused ! First, What is imamoth???? And can anyone imagine trying to explain splanes explanation of the generation to a bible study? I actually need a drink after listening to this and it's only 6:00 am in the morning, and I don't even drink!