Funny Memes Only

[SusanB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2001025585292959947

 

[SusanB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2001555571355357587

 

[Joseph Stephan]

 

[Dave Bannister]

So true….

https://twitter.com/x/status/2001394469762142565

Isn't that great? The one cat is like "look, I know it's you moving the red dot."

 

[SusanB]

How I feel when having to listen to Christmas songs.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2003790246299959305

 

[SusanB]

This is the christmas that I grew up with, pretty crazy stuff.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2003697303052591152

 

[SusanB]

A little X-mas humor.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2003631734085087384

 

[SusanB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2003559789994082455

 

[Ana]

How I feel when having to listen to Christmas songs.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2003790246299959305

Hoy los mensajes hoy son de feliz Navidad aunque no la celebres!

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2003559789994082455

We have a similar problem here in the building trade. A Wight-Pearson is a type of electric hammer- drill and they are entirely unreliable as the drive shaft overheats and burns out the motor. When I was working on a building site years ago, I was using one to drill a channel for a cable and it burst into flame and shorted out the entire building site. The foreman threw a fit and said, “Never hire a ****** Wight-Pearson, they are ****useless, burn out in five minutes, and are fit for nothing.”

 

[Proverbs 14 v 15]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2003559789994082455

This reminded me of the famous 2 Ronnie's sketch..https://youtu.be/gi_6SaqVQSw?si=qaKTzuydJCiQDykD

 

[SusanB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2004609403040006204

 

[SusanB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2004790345461277131

 

[a believer]

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

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I’ve been doing that all my life. I thought it was normal..

 

[SusanB]

British humor is really hilarious!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/2005106175906308230

 

[Proverbs 14 v 15]

British humor is really hilarious!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/2005106175906308230

She hosts Have I Got News For You sometimes, she does a good job of it.. I like the Freemason symbols she does at the end!

 

[Nomex]

 

[Nomex]

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

British humor is really hilarious!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/2005106175906308230

I can only apologise for this. It not meant to be funny, but is really a critique on the British standard of education. If you just, for a moment, replace the woman with Keir starmer our prime minister, you will see just how serious the state of play is in England at this time. This was in fact a recording of a student application for a place at Oxford to study genetics.

 

[a believer]

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

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No so! Titanic sank by the bow!

 

[Proverbs 14 v 15]

No so! Titanic sank by the bow!

It's a "metaphor" Barney, not meant to be taken literally

 

[a believer]

It's a "metaphor" Barney, not meant to be taken literally

Right! That's what I meant-it-for.

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

It's a "metaphor" Barney, not meant to be taken literally

I shall stand in the corner and apologise to a believer for being politically correct.

Right! That's what I meant-it-for.

i humbly apologise for my political correctness.