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Watchman said:
This ain't a meme but it's kinda funny
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In Trujillo city in Peru where they make 93% of the worlds Virgin Mary statues under license from the Vatican, they had their own on site fire station due to the propensity of these virgins to catch on fire at completion. No one but the master carver is allowed to apply the finishing touch to the statue, and he does so with the fire team suited up and prepared with holy fire extinguishers filled with double-pope-blessed holy water from the popes personal bathroom tap. Each virgin is stamped with a fire hazard warning, not to leave them in strong sunlight and certainly not to parade them at high noon. This is why most Catholic processions that involve carting large lumps of painted wood around dressed up in women’s clothing, in a tent, are held at night.

It remained a mystery why these virgins had such a propensity to spontaneously burst into flame until last year when it was discovered that catholics, overly keen on parading wooden virgin Mary’s through the streets were using them long after their “Pray-by” dates had expired and thus their heightened risk to self ignite. Police investigations found that it was a secret self destruct mechanism built into the wood to ensure high turnover for the heretics working at the factory. The firm has since branched out into making stamping out plastic fire-retardant Micky mouses for catholics to carry about instead of carved tree trunks. Sales are up as most catholics appreciate the conservation of trees and Micky mouse appeals to younger catholics and his Hollywood message of “inclusion”.
 
As a not-so-proud member of Canuckistan, I present this pleasant uncovering of the idiocy of our illustrious PM.

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CANADAsteria: Best Trudeau Memes

Trudeau gets schooled by a steelworker, justinflation (the rising cost of voting stupid), some jokes write themselves & more Justin Trudeau memes - is Canada's long nightmare about to end?!!
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Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate...

I'm going to my safe space now.
 
kirmmy said:
As a not-so-proud member of Canuckistan, I present this pleasant uncovering of the idiocy of our illustrious PM.

covidsteria.substack.com

CANADAsteria: Best Trudeau Memes

Trudeau gets schooled by a steelworker, justinflation (the rising cost of voting stupid), some jokes write themselves & more Justin Trudeau memes - is Canada's long nightmare about to end?!!
covidsteria.substack.com covidsteria.substack.com

Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate...

I'm going to my safe space now.
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But Jehovah does say “Hate what is bad and love what is good.”
 
Ms_ladyblue said:
Huh? What say you Seventy 5?
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Random idea from YouTube, For cataract ,1 - 1 lime juice and rose water. Put drops in the blind eye. I thought what the hey? It'll work or it won't. Tell you what stung like a watchall. BTW I don't know if it would've worked I guess I'll never know. Sept 4 had cataract surgery. The blind eye can see just like before. I can navigate the computer screen pretty good now. Glory to Jah.
 
Seventy5 said:
Random idea from YouTube, For cataract ,1 - 1 lime juice and rose water. Put drops in the blind eye. I thought what the hey? It'll work or it won't. Tell you what stung like a watchall. BTW I don't know if it would've worked I guess I'll never know. Sept 4 had cataract surgery. The blind eye can see just like before. I can navigate the computer screen pretty good now. Glory to Jah.
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That’s great!
 
kirmmy said:
As a not-so-proud member of Canuckistan, I present this pleasant uncovering of the idiocy of our illustrious PM.

covidsteria.substack.com

CANADAsteria: Best Trudeau Memes

Trudeau gets schooled by a steelworker, justinflation (the rising cost of voting stupid), some jokes write themselves & more Justin Trudeau memes - is Canada's long nightmare about to end?!!
covidsteria.substack.com covidsteria.substack.com

Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate, Jehovah says I must not hate...

I'm going to my safe space now.
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There is no need to expend your energies on hating politicians. Just ignore them. Pity them. “For they know not what they do.” Can you even imagine what it must be like to be Trudeau? Waking up every day in the illusion that you have purpose, that people like you, that you have something to offer; living under the delusion that you can make a positive difference? There are few life forms lower than politicians but at least those lower life forms have a purpose. Dung beetles for instance play a positive role and in fact, do positive good for the planet, yet a politician cannot contribute at all, as this humble insect can. The most a politician can do is recycle lies. Every politicians career must end in failure and that is the only truth born of them. What an achievement! 🤣
 
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