Geese

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I live in Florida, and geese are the wing rats of Florida. I cannot stand them...although I should qualify that statement by saying, it's this video that demonstrates why I can't stand them...humans are stupid...you don't run from these animals that weigh 1/10 of what we do. Idiots here, stop their cars in the middle of the road, and cause accidents, and put the lives of people in danger. The reason they are so tame, is because idiot humans won't stop feeding them, even though it is illegal! BTW, ever since my daughter was old enough, she has chased these geese, not the other way around...not ONCE have any of them ever come after her...the reason they attack is because these morons run from them.
 
Nomex said:
I live in Florida, and geese are the wing rats of Florida. I cannot stand them...although I should qualify that statement by saying, it's this video that demonstrates why I can't stand them...humans are stupid...you don't run from these animals that weigh 1/10 of what we do. Idiots here, stop their cars in the middle of the road, and cause accidents, and put the lives of people in danger. The reason they are so tame, is because idiot humans won't stop feeding them, even though it is illegal! BTW, ever since my daughter was old enough, she has chased these geese, not the other way around...not ONCE have any of them ever come after her...the reason they attack is because these morons run from them.
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Too true….except with elephants I have found. I always stop for them now. Rhinos too. On the one occasion I didn’t stop for an elephant I found myself sitting with the engine on my lap and a tusk either side of my neck. And watch out for gorillas too - they have right of way crossing the road. You don’t want a slapping from one of those I can tell you, and f they decide to clean your windscreen, let them, and give them a tip too, or they’ll tear off your door handles and realign your headlights.
 
My daughter used to love to chase the geese here when she was like 4. (Not when they had babies.) It always cracks me up when I see a grown woman cross the street to avoid the geese, because they are afraid of them! :ROFLMAO:
 
Nomex said:
My daughter used to love to chase the geese here when she was like 4. (Not when they had babies.) It always cracks me up when I see a grown woman cross the street to avoid the geese, because they are afraid of them! :ROFLMAO:
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When I was a little girl (maybe 3 yrs old), we had chickens and roosters go with the territory. Apparently, the rooster we had was on the mean side. So, anytime I received discipline or got upset, I always threatened that I was going to "go outside and let the rooster get me".

Truth be known, I'm sure you could not have pushed me out the door.
But, hey, I wasn't a grown woman so I guess my story will not "crack" you up. :ROFLMAO: (Phyllis)
 
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Watchman said:
Jehovah is amazing. He didn't have to do any of this. It is just all for fun, to make us smile and laugh...to move us to love Him.
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We got my kids a dog about 1 1/2 years ago, and she's so sticking funny, I am constantly reminded of this truth you stated here!!! When I brought my kids home from school, my daughter was asking me about something I'm doing in the garage, so I told her to come out and I'd show her. Hazel, thats the dog, a Golden Retriever, came strutting out into the garage with one of my wife's flip flops, ran out of the garage, made a circle, then went back inside when I told her too, meanwhile the entire time that tail going nuts, and she's just prancing around.

My parents used to say how much animals showed us how wonderful our creator is. That small thing is one of the very best testament that we indeed have a creator, and that he loves us.

She also runs around play growling every time she picks up anything she knows she shouldn't have, like a flip flop.

When we first got her, I was here by myself, I was on the phone with Carl, and the dog was under my daughter's bed growling/playing by herself for at least 30 minutes.

She just started this today, I was trying to put her outside, and she rolled over on her back and starts waving her paws around, I didn't have the heart to make her go out then...she knows I'm a sucker I guess...but she knows I'm the boss too, so she was submitting...but it worked...haha.
 
I should have said, she's waves all four paws...so she's on her back kicking all 4 feet...its hilarious. I've never seen a dog do this before.
 
Nomex said:
I live in Florida, and geese are the wing rats of Florida. I cannot stand them...although I should qualify that statement by saying, it's this video that demonstrates why I can't stand them...humans are stupid...you don't run from these animals that weigh 1/10 of what we do. Idiots here, stop their cars in the middle of the road, and cause accidents, and put the lives of people in danger. The reason they are so tame, is because idiot humans won't stop feeding them, even though it is illegal! BTW, ever since my daughter was old enough, she has chased these geese, not the other way around...not ONCE have any of them ever come after her...the reason they attack is because these morons run from them.
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They want to be fed.
 
This is not a goose, but it is an example of how much time jehovah spent in creating a “land flowing with milk and honey”. Although the narrator was unable to attribute the creation of this insect to a designer and instead, labelled it as mere chance (🤣🤣🤣), we know better. I’m sure it was Jehovah that inspired Shakespeare: “To bee, or not to bee…..that is the question…”. A point to watch for: how the bees wings can clip together to provide better lift when needed. It’s only ten minutes long but the inspiration in our creator will last you a lifetime…..
 
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