Hantavirus

It’s starting to gain momentum

BREAKING: The World Health Organization says it is using contact tracing to determine how hantavirus spread so quickly.

BREAKING: Israel has confirmed its first human case
 
Not happnin.
 

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In England we get this disease every year, starting as early as September of the year. People start stocking up with food and alcohol spending money like water, getting into debt and the emergency rooms at hospitals are full to the gunnels with people waiting to be treated for it. Over here it’s known as the Santa-virus, and the symptoms are generally at their worst for twelve days over the period of infection, with people ordering vast quantities from Amazon for twelve lords a leaping, partridges in pear trees, gold rings, geese and at least three French hens. There is no effective vaccine for it - all one needs to do is keep the family at arms length, skive off work, get a good supply of tea in, a bottle of 18 year old Lagavulin and a pair of warm wooly socks and lock the front door.
 
In England we get this disease every year, starting as early as September of the year. People start stocking up with food and alcohol spending money like water, getting into debt and the emergency rooms at hospitals are full to the gunnels with people waiting to be treated for it. Over here it’s known as the Santa-virus, and the symptoms are generally at their worst for twelve days over the period of infection, with people ordering vast quantities from Amazon for twelve lords a leaping, partridges in pear trees, gold rings, geese and at least three French hens. There is no effective vaccine for it - all one needs to do is keep the family at arms length, skive off work, get a good supply of tea in, a bottle of 18 year old Lagavulin and a pair of warm wooly socks and lock the front door.
I get exactly the same symptoms except all year long. It's my way of building immunity to the Santa Virus .......just spend like a House Wife and nibble on some Scotch all year long and the Santa Virus just passes through with minimal discomfort. 👍🥃💸
 
It’s interesting how this hantavirus has the exact same genesis as the Covid virus. It’s started in isolation, it has been disseminated by travellers to all different countries possible, it has been ‘contained’ and tracked, and its seeds have been disseminated after the event. Can’t wait for it to “go public”. Is anyone going to open a book on this or do we just bet on prophesy and sit back and wait? ☹️
 
In England we get this disease every year, starting as early as September of the year. People start stocking up with food and alcohol spending money like water, getting into debt and the emergency rooms at hospitals are full to the gunnels with people waiting to be treated for it. Over here it’s known as the Santa-virus, and the symptoms are generally at their worst for twelve days over the period of infection, with people ordering vast quantities from Amazon for twelve lords a leaping, partridges in pear trees, gold rings, geese and at least three French hens. There is no effective vaccine for it - all one needs to do is keep the family at arms length, skive off work, get a good supply of tea in, a bottle of 18 year old Lagavulin and a pair of warm wooly socks and lock the front door.
I am London based, In agreement🤣
 
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It’s interesting how this hantavirus has the exact same genesis as the Covid virus. It’s started in isolation, it has been disseminated by travellers to all different countries possible, it has been ‘contained’ and tracked, and its seeds have been disseminated after the event. Can’t wait for it to “go public”. Is anyone going to open a book on this or do we just bet on prophesy and sit back and wait? ☹️
I reckon it's all gonna get even more hyped up, few more dead people, then they'll manage t "contain" it, knock up a concotion for anyone that's been terrified into getting one or 10, then everyone will breathe a sigh of relief, there'll be a few weeks break then it'll come back in the guise of something else. I'll have a fiver at 10/1 on (I don't really know what that means, I just want to sound knowledgeable 😅)
 
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