Hell... is for sale.

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Source: https://www.wilx.com/2026/05/20/hell-is-sale-michigan/


HELL, Mich. (WILX) - Hell is for sale, and in this case it’s Hell, Michigan.

The popular tourist town, located near Pinckney in Livingston County, just hit the market. The asking price is $625,000.

The listing includes just over seven acres of land, two buildings — one that used to house a restaurant and another with the current retail shop — plus the miniature golf course.

Despite the for sale sign, folks in Hell say they’re still open and welcoming tourists from all over the state.


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a believer said:
Source: https://www.wilx.com/2026/05/20/hell-is-sale-michigan/


HELL, Mich. (WILX) - Hell is for sale, and in this case it’s Hell, Michigan.

The popular tourist town, located near Pinckney in Livingston County, just hit the market. The asking price is $625,000.

The listing includes just over seven acres of land, two buildings — one that used to house a restaurant and another with the current retail shop — plus the miniature golf course.

Despite the for sale sign, folks in Hell say they’re still open and welcoming tourists from all over the state.


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I take then that you have been to hell and back?
 
BARNABY THE DOG. said:
Well at least it’s cheaper to heat the house all year round!
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At first, I thought it was odd, fewer people arriving in handbaskets; but after consulting with AI I think I have to place the downturn in property values and income from arrivals in Hell at the feet of the global warming group, where they're insisting that there's no need to go to Hell because it's getting as hot as Hell everywhere.
 
a believer said:
At first, I thought it was odd, fewer people arriving in handbaskets; but after consulting with AI I think I have to place the downturn in property values and income from arrivals in Hell at the feet of the global warming group, where they're insisting that there's no need to go to Hell because it's getting as hot as Hell everywhere.
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Yes, very true. Today in England the sun came out and the BBC was also out with warnings about heatwaves, death and dehydration, with added warnings about Ebola. Every day Hell lurks around the corner here and Trump cannot even take a breath without being described as satan personified by our journalists. We don’t have a village named Hell over here but we do have a village called ‘Nasty’ in Herefordshire. Always the ‘understated’ here.
 
I have notified local investment groups and they assure me they will have a group of speculators there in a week's time. Apparently, Hell has enough value to interest a little inside trading.
 
BagdadBill said:
I have notified local investment groups and they assure me they will have a group of speculators there in a week's time. Apparently, Hell has enough value to interest a little inside trading.
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Perhaps watchtower will buy up the town of Hell and “make an agreement with it”! It’s sort of predicted in the Bible!! 🤣
 
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