Robert King is in Jail !!!

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After seeing a couple of posts about men named Robert King I was wondering how many Robert Kings there were worldwide and the google ai said this:
It's impossible to give an exact number of people named "Robert King" in the world, as there's no central registry or database tracking names globally. However, based on general name distribution data, there are likely millions of people with the name "Robert" and "King" as a first and last name, respectively, worldwide.
 
kenmuldoon55 said:
After seeing a couple of posts about men named Robert King I was wondering how many Robert Kings there were worldwide and the google ai said this:
It's impossible to give an exact number of people named "Robert King" in the world, as there's no central registry or database tracking names globally. However, based on general name distribution data, there are likely millions of people with the name "Robert" and "King" as a first and last name, respectively, worldwide.
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I am looking forward to getting a new name. ;)
 
Watchman said:
I am looking forward to getting a new name. ;)
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“And in the final part of the days, Jehovah said, “Write his name in the book of life….” “I can’t” Michael replied, “for he hath changed it and I know not what to, for it was too common and he became ashamed for lo! there are hundreds of thousands of them abounding with that name.” And Jehovah said, “Well, never mind, who was that other guy we liked?” “Old McDonald Haderfarm”, Micheal replied. “He will do - we’ve got a 139,999 other Kings as it is. Enough is enough!” And so it came to pass……
 
"King was upset by the ruling and was seen crying as he left the courtroom." I am still laughing as I write this...that's hilarious. What an idiot.
 
It’s sad to say, but what this unfortunate guy said is a typical mirror of what a person with certain mental health difficulties would say. Often, immature inner rage would inspire such unreasoned outpourings. Such language is common amongst those who see their domestic situation in life beyond their control and thus resort to one of their few weapons - language - to express their impotent lives. Another facet of this mental condition is of course domestic violence. The ‘evidence indicators’ as to his behavioural needs as they are called, are seen in his past non-criminal life and in his voluntary seeking of psychiatric help before any of this happened. The judges remarks and response are just as typical of a system as frightened and impotent to rectify the outcomes of society today as the offender is. This is not justice, per se, but authoritarian ignorance in the face of seeking effective outcomes. What the judge may have done would be to put him in a psychiatric ward pending treatment outcomes, but of course, they are often impotent and short staffed themselves. Compare his situation with the ‘legal’ way of dealing with such matters that we see carried out by politicians today, such as Isreal slaughtering a whole country down to the last child whilst claiming to be victims themselves, and God’s chosen people. Justice no longer exists on this planet. That’s why it will be imposed by Jehovah.
 
kenmuldoon55 said:
After seeing a couple of posts about men named Robert King I was wondering how many Robert Kings there were worldwide and the google ai said this:
It's impossible to give an exact number of people named "Robert King" in the world, as there's no central registry or database tracking names globally. However, based on general name distribution data, there are likely millions of people with the name "Robert" and "King" as a first and last name, respectively, worldwide.
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Oh "likely" your run of the mill name then? nothing special or what
 
BARNABY THE DOG. said:
“And in the final part of the days, Jehovah said, “Write his name in the book of life….” “I can’t” Michael replied, “for he hath changed it and I know not what to, for it was too common and he became ashamed for lo! there are hundreds of thousands of them abounding with that name.” And Jehovah said, “Well, never mind, who was that other guy we liked?” “Old McDonald Haderfarm”, Micheal replied. “He will do - we’ve got a 139,999 other Kings as it is. Enough is enough!” And so it came to pass……
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What translation are you using? What happened to the other 4,000? I guess it's one that should be banned.
 
BARNABY THE DOG. said:
You will have to excuse my awful mathematics. I’m quite blind when it comes to maths! The translation comes from the Book of Burt, chapter 29. Verses 2-4.
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Perhaps consider banning and burning the Book of Burt as it is of doubtful authenticity and belongs in the category of spurious writings. 🚫

What is the literal meaning of apocryphal?

of doubtful authenticity

1. : of doubtful authenticity : spurious. an apocryphal story about George Washington. 2. often capitalized : of or resembling the Apocrypha.
 
Serenity said:
Perhaps consider banning and burning the Book of Burt as it is of doubtful authenticity and belongs in the category of spurious writings. 🚫

What is the literal meaning of apocryphal?

of doubtful authenticity

1. : of doubtful authenticity : spurious. an apocryphal story about George Washington. 2. often capitalized : of or resembling the Apocrypha.
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The Book of Burt of “doubtful authenticity’……”SPURIOUS writing”?!!!” How can it be? I wrote it 🤣; a writing of philosophical musings inspired by Tove Jannson who wrote the Finn Family Moomintroll books beginning in 1948. You will have to extend your library!!
 
This thread caused a long-forgotten memory to surface. When I was a teenager, I was known as Bob King. There was another guy called Bob King, whom I did not know personally but who was fairly notorious. I don't know what all he did, crime-wise, but he was evidently a pretty bad dude, but when I met people and told them my name their eyes would enlarge and they would look very concerned and ask: "You're Bob King"? I learned to respond: 'No, not that one. I'm a different Bob King.' When I moved to Texas in the early 80's, I introduced myself as Robert King just to make a clean break. Now, maybe another name change is in order :cautious:
 
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Watchman said:
This thread caused a long-forgotten memory to surface. When I was a teenager, I was known as Bob King. There was another guy called Bob King, whom I did not know personally but who was fairly notorious. I don't know what all he did, crime-wise, but he was evidently a pretty bad dude, but when I met people and told them my name their eyes would enlarge and they would look very concerned and ask: "You're Bob King"? I learned to respond: 'No, no that one. I'm a different Bob King.' When I moved to Texas in the early 80's, I introduced myself as Robert King just to make a clean break. Now, maybe another name change is in order :LOL:
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We will LETT you choose your new name so as not to put the winder up you!
 
How about in a Trump voice: "Bobby King. Bobby. Oh Bobby. Real good guy. Great guy. A great man. Reaal winner. Always winning. I love winners. Bobby. Gonna go places. We love Bobby". 😜

Watchman said:
This thread caused a long-forgotten memory to surface. When I was a teenager, I was known as Bob King. There was another guy called Bob King, whom I did not know personally but who was fairly notorious. I don't know what all he did, crime-wise, but he was evidently a pretty bad dude, but when I met people and told them my name their eyes would enlarge and they would look very concerned and ask: "You're Bob King"? I learned to respond: 'No, no that one. I'm a different Bob King.' When I moved to Texas in the early 80's, I introduced myself as Robert King just to make a clean break. Now, maybe another name change is in order :LOL:
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