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Called a plant for the apocolypse, a survival plant for hard times; the Jerusalem Artichoke.

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Serenity said:
Called a plant for the apocolypse, a survival plant for hard times; the Jerusalem Artichoke.

This Crop is WAY Better Than Potatoes (And No One Grows It!) - YouTube
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We have never tried to grow this before, but it sounds interesting enough to add it to our future crop list.
 
Open-eyed said:
We have never tried to grow this before, but it sounds interesting enough to add it to our future crop list.
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I haven't tried to grow it either but want to add it to my garden as well. It might also be a good 'privacy fence', as it grows tall.
 
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Proverbs 14 v 15 said:
I haven't even watched this and I know the answer 😋💞
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Happiness in the garden is actually pro-rata with how many local cats you have that also like planting things in your garden, often when, upon lifting a nice hand of potatoes you suddenly realise why your potatoes have done so well that year when you find the feline residue. ☹️🤥🐈‍⬛
 
BARNABY THE DOG. said:
Happiness in the garden is actually pro-rata with how many local cats you have that also like planting things in your garden, often when, upon lifting a nice hand of potatoes you suddenly realise why your potatoes have done so well that year when you find the feline residue. ☹️🤥🐈‍⬛
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Hahaha that's a hoot. My mother used to have that problem in her flower beds. She wouldn't have if she hadn't been feeding the feral colony. Crazy cat lady she was.
To the best of my knowledge, my cat preferred to do his biz down in the woods. He was good about keeping the moles and voles out of the garden. The only problem was picking the cat fur off of the green beans.🤣 Long time ago. I can laugh about it now.
 
BARNABY THE DOG. said:
Happiness in the garden is actually pro-rata with how many local cats you have that also like planting things in your garden, often when, upon lifting a nice hand of potatoes you suddenly realise why your potatoes have done so well that year when you find the feline residue. ☹️🤥🐈‍⬛
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Animal poo is an ingredient in many fertilizers, the cats just contribute for free.
 
Patricia said:
Hahaha that's a hoot. My mother used to have that problem in her flower beds. She wouldn't have if she hadn't been feeding the feral colony. Crazy cat lady she was.
To the best of my knowledge, my cat preferred to do his biz down in the woods. He was good about keeping the moles and voles out of the garden. The only problem was picking the cat fur off of the green beans.🤣 Long time ago. I can laugh about it now.
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People pay good money for chicken manure and bat guano but not so much with cat poo. It does smell pretty strongly.
 
BARNABY THE DOG. said:
Happiness in the garden is actually pro-rata with how many local cats you have that also like planting things in your garden, often when, upon lifting a nice hand of potatoes you suddenly realise why your potatoes have done so well that year when you find the feline residue. ☹️🤥🐈‍⬛
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Small price to pay Barney 😜
 
Patricia said:
Hahaha that's a hoot. My mother used to have that problem in her flower beds. She wouldn't have if she hadn't been feeding the feral colony. Crazy cat lady she was.
To the best of my knowledge, my cat preferred to do his biz down in the woods. He was good about keeping the moles and voles out of the garden. The only problem was picking the cat fur off of the green beans.🤣 Long time ago. I can laugh about it now.
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My cat runs indoors, uses her litter tray, then runs back outside again 🙃🫣
 
Proverbs 14 v 15 said:
My cat runs indoors, uses her litter tray, then runs back outside again 🙃🫣
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That’s just the sort of thing my dog would do if he could, even though he doesn’t have a litter tray. My dear wife spent £200 on a dog toilet for outside in the garden in the hope of hygienically centralising fallout - he uses it to sleep on - it’s still as clean as the day it arrived a couple of years ago. 🧐
 
BARNABY THE DOG. said:
Happiness in the garden is actually pro-rata with how many local cats you have that also like planting things in your garden, often when, upon lifting a nice hand of potatoes you suddenly realise why your potatoes have done so well that year when you find the feline residue. ☹️🤥🐈‍⬛
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El gato del vecino vino anoche a mear mis botas de goma despues de dejar su regalito habitual en el jardín. El gato salvaje que viene a desquitarse con el, últimamente por la noche 4:15 am, despertó a mi perra que entró en un colapso de ladridos. El chasquido de mis vértebras y ahora el sonido de las muletas que debo llevar por el esguince de tobillo que me hice ayer quitando las malas yerbas del jardín, me tienen con muy mal descanso. Mi vecino respondió cuando le vi en la mañana: no pongo piedras para que el gato haga pipi en casa, le gusta hacerlo afuera! Divina comunidad de vecinos! Espero con ansias el calór del verano para que el riego automático esté activo toda la noche! Recibiremos con los brazos abiertos a los veraneantes. 😏
 
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