StopTheInsanity
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April 8th will either be a big nothing burger or it's going to be a whopper...Time will tell.
Matthew 24:29 'Immediately after the tribulation of those days, the sun will be darkened...' Jumping the prophesy, maybe?View attachment 5930
April 8th will either be a big nothing burger or it's going to be a whopper...Time will tell.
Typical government response. Next they will making sacrifices because the sun has gone dark for 20 seconds. I still go out every full moon in my wolf suit to howl around the neighbourhood.Matthew 24:29 'Immediately after the tribulation of those days, the sun will be darkened...' Jumping the prophesy, maybe?![]()
Thank you BtD, a good laugh, was just what the doctor ordered todayTypical government response. Next they will making sacrifices because the sun has gone dark for 20 seconds. I still go out every full moon in my wolf suit to howl around the neighbourhood.
I never knew you could buy rechargeable batteries that plug into your teeth to power your google shades. That’s pretty cool. Where do you buy them?
I wouldn’t worry about it. It gets darker for ten minutes then gets lighter. A bit like a normal day, but on fast-forward. Some may get excited about it and as education today is not what it used to be, it might be wise to bolt your door, especially if you live in South America. Mel Gibson is convinced that they chop peoples heads off when an eclipse is about to happen, but when it does, they usually let the last person off and he can go home. He made a film about It apparently. In England, when one of these celestial events occur, the population tend to stock up on toilet rolls. But then, that’s normal for us as we associate impending disaster with it’s inevitable outcome. The tribulation is going to be a hygienic apocalypse for us.Been wondering about this too because I've never heard of any place declaring a state of emergency because of an eclipse.Over the past couple of weeks there has been multiple declarations. I don't get it. Are there that many people that will travel to watch an eclipse?
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Google "goggles"I never knew you could buy rechargeable batteries that plug into your teeth to power your google shades. That’s pretty cool. Where do you buy them?
I've watched videos that said that the end times movie "Leave the World Behind" has several "eclipses" in it: the sun hiding behind the silhouette of the city's skyline, the sun hiding behind a skyscraper when the camera looks upwards, etc.Been wondering about this too because I've never heard of any place declaring a state of emergency because of an eclipse.Over the past couple of weeks there has been multiple declarations. I don't get it. Are there that many people that will travel to watch an eclipse?
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What the...? Are they trying to warn people or has people become so stupid that they don't know it's a natural phenomenon and they are mocking on their faces? I personally believe is the last one. Lol.View attachment 5930
April 8th will either be a big nothing burger or it's going to be a whopper...Time will tell.
I guess the only problem with that eclipse sign is that half the world won’t see it! Maybe a supplementary mirage will take place in strategic locations to make sure everyone gets a look in.Luke 21:25 "“Also, there will be signs in the sun and moon and stars, and on the earth anguish of nations not knowing the way out because of the roaring of the sea and its agitation."
A friend mentioned the eclipse the other day. I said it's probably nothing to worry about. It's more than likely MSM fear porn meant to instill anxiety. That said, I'm not going pretend I know everything and say nothing will happen. Jesus said there will signs in the sun, the moon and the stars, so this could very well be a sign. Eventually this prophesy will come true.
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice...I guess the only problem with that eclipse sign is that half the world won’t see it! Maybe a supplementary mirage will take place in strategic locations to make sure everyone gets a look in.![]()
I know we’re not supposed to look to astrology, but what was Jesus saying at Luke 21:25?Just remember that the events associated with the Apocalypse are not naturally occurring phenomena like eclipses, blood moons, supernovas, comets, solar flares, etc.
Those seem to be saying that it will be the literal moon and sun just as in Joshua's day.I know we’re not supposed to look to astrology, but what was Jesus saying at Luke 21:25?
Luke 21:20-28 "However, when you see Jerusalem surrounded by encamped armies, then know that the desolating of her has drawn near. Then let those in Judea begin fleeing to the mountains, let those in the midst of her leave, and let those in the countryside not enter into her, because these are days for meting out justice in order that all the things written may be fulfilled. Woe to the pregnant women and those nursing a baby in those days! For there will be great distress on the land and wrath against this people. And they will fall by the edge of the sword and be led captive into all the nations; and Jerusalem will be trampled on by the nations until the appointed times of the nations are fulfilled."Those seem to be saying that it will be the literal moon and sun just as in Joshua's day.
I think that's what my question is: will this "sign" in the sun, moon, etc., be the beginning of Christ's return as the eclipse people seem to think it will be, or at the end?Luke 21:20-28 "However, when you see Jerusalem surrounded by encamped armies, then know that the desolating of her has drawn near. Then let those in Judea begin fleeing to the mountains, let those in the midst of her leave, and let those in the countryside not enter into her, because these are days for meting out justice in order that all the things written may be fulfilled. Woe to the pregnant women and those nursing a baby in those days! For there will be great distress on the land and wrath against this people. And they will fall by the edge of the sword and be led captive into all the nations; and Jerusalem will be trampled on by the nations until the appointed times of the nations are fulfilled."
“Also, there will be signs in the sun and moon and stars, and on the earth anguish of nations not knowing the way out because of the roaring of the sea and its agitation. People will become faint out of fear and expectation of the things coming upon the inhabited earth, for the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. But as these things start to occur, stand up straight and lift up your heads, because your deliverance is getting near.”
How can a Preterist read these verses and believe Jesus is only talking about the destruction of Jerusalem in 70 AD? When I read them, I see Jesus warning his contemporaries about 70 AD, as well as those alive when he returns. I see a beginning, a middle and an end. The beginning is 70 AD; the middle is the signs in the sun, moon and stars; the end is the visible return of Jesus to judge the wicked.
Sorry Carl, I can’t help myself. You’re right about the signs though - there is an undercurrent to be felt, if only of expectation. We will know when they materialise.Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice...
I don't look for signs anymore, but I don't deny they're coming. I think predicting the sign is impossible, but interpreting after the fact is another story. This guy has made a lot of $$$ with false prophesies.