You know what, I'll post it here. This was close to 30 years ago I guess. I took my younger brother to visit our older brother on a weekend. Saturday night we stopped at the store, and all three of us bought 3 different kinds of beer, according to our tastes.
The next day and after the meeting some time after lunch, my little brother approaches me, and accuses me of "drinking one of his beers."
I said, "little brother, I didn't drink your beer, and nobody else did either, you drank it." He boughed up, and said, in front of our older brothers brothers-in-law who were little kids, "I swear to Jehovah I didn't drink that beer." (This was literally one beer, or I should say two beers. If you knew this little drunk, it would have much more perspective...).
I was sitting outside on the porch, I stood up and said, "little brother, let's go inside." I walked him to the trash, opened the lid, lifted up the beer bottles to reveal his TWO beers, and I said, "There you go, there's the beers you drank." Was that the end of it? (You clearly do not know my brother, who btw, had "appointment by God's holy spirit" as an elder in his not to distant future.)
No not the end! No in fact "a demon did that." A demon planted one beer in the trash to "frame" my little brother, because he drank not one beer, but two.
It was so ridiculous, I was arguing with him about it and then our older brother came into the room, and I said, "are you hearing this?" And he said, "it's true I have had problems with demons in this house. Sometimes my TV is on MTV, and I never watch MTV."
This is why I said in the other thread, the WT creates crazy thinking in people!
It's just too much. I just proof read the end of this, and it's so laughable it still makes me laugh to this day
BTW, this is the actual definition of "you can't make this up" because no one would makeup something this stupid.
@Nomex