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White boy says, I'll give you $500 for your horse. Maori boy says aw yeh, I gotta tell ya he don't look too good. White boy says no worries. They make the deal and the white boy leaves with the horse.

Next day the white boy comes back, Dude the horse is blind!!. Maori boy; Hey cuz I did tell you he don't look too good.

 

[DavidCJ]

Indeed.

I know it's the joke section but that picture on the right with the crazy teacher has a poster with the infinity symbol and "neurodiversity" at the bottom.

That is actually is Ouroboros symbol, or representing the snake aka Satan in the garden of Eden. That's what they are really worshipping.

Now I am obsessed with it. Thanks @Cristo!

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

There were similar examples post war on the beeches where devoted mothers would knit swimming trunks for their children.

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

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Excellent! Fortunately, my father identified as a woman for my gestation period, because my mother was exhausted from previously identifying as pregnant, and now wanted to identify as celibate and barren for nine months. I am still somewhat flummoxed to explain exactly how I entered the world at the end of my father’s nine month gestation period. I didn’t ask and he didn’t tell.

 

[DR75 less 1]

Excellent! Fortunately, my father identified as a woman for my gestation period, because my mother was exhausted from previously identifying as pregnant, and now wanted to identify as celibate and barren for nine months. I am still somewhat flummoxed to explain exactly how I entered the world at the end of my father’s nine month gestation period. I didn’t ask and he didn’t tell.

But you know what you is right. with prickles.

 

[SusanB]

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

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Would that the GB ask themselves the same questions. It’s a poignant point to ask ourselves too in our own dealings with others. Just one sentence can change a person’s whole life - either way. It’s a sobering thought.

 

[MickHewitt]

It’s a poignant point

Existentially so!

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

Existentially so!

Certainly. Existentialism is always a critical factor in consideration of hypothetically stringent and poignant issues, all the more so in questions of conscientious debate concerning monotheism in the modern vernacular. As Gareth McMonmouth said on 21st July 1921 at Little Twittering in Essex, “Do not travel to Winchester by ocean steamer, as they have no harbour”. There was much wisdom in that statement. He was a man born before his time - he died in 1897.

 

[MickHewitt]

he died in 1897.

No doubt to be resurrected with full honors

1897.

1897:about the time Cecil Rhodes was making a will that would affect the social development of western civilisation.

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

No doubt to be resurrected with full honors

1897:about the time Cecil Rhodes was making a will that would affect the social development of western civilisation.

Absolutely Mick.

 

[Ms_ladyblue]

 

[SusanB]

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

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In England now, the standard look for young English women is a trout-pout of silicone filled lips, as though they had just kissed an electrified door handle - and a paralysed expressionless Botox face, giving the the look of a dead fish gasping for breath, complete with painted on eyebrows similar to those found on Egyptian mummies. I prefer the potato look. Much more “apeeling”!

 

[Cristo]

In England now, the standard look for young English women is a trout-pout of silicone filled lips, as though they had just kissed an electrified door handle - and a paralysed expressionless Botox face, giving the the look of a dead fish gasping for breath, complete with painted on eyebrows similar to those found on Egyptian mummies. I prefer the potato look. Much more “apeeling”!

kudos for that! "apeeling" LOL

 

[BARNABY THE DOG.]

kudos for that! "apeeling" LOL

I do try!

 

[Ms_ladyblue]

 

[Medi-tator]

In England now, the standard look for young English women is a trout-pout of silicone filled lips, as though they had just kissed an electrified door handle - and a paralysed expressionless Botox face, giving the the look of a dead fish gasping for breath, complete with painted on eyebrows similar to those found on Egyptian mummies. I prefer the potato look. Much more “apeeling”!

Walking down the street with the trout-pout, tatted to the gills, moving with a pimp-limp. Walk like an EEE-JIPP-SHEE-UHNN!

 

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Walking down the street with the trout-pout, tatted to the gills, moving with a pimp-limp. Walk like an EEE-JIPP-SHEE-UHNN!

Wit dem juju lips wrapped around a straw suckin on dat, Salt-Rad mRNa shake.

 

[evw]

translation:
Our world leaders perform 1 big play and the people don't even notice that we are in the audience