Look, it's a bear!

The bears are back:

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I call him "bearboy", my little pal. Eating...always eating...
 
kirmmy said:
Driving back to the "oil camp" today I saw this little fellow:
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And then about a kilometre later:

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He doesn't look too happy. Do you know what both were doing on the side of the road? Eating the vegetation. I think they like the wild flowers and the nectar they contain. Perhaps they aren't the blood thirsty beasts they're sometimes made out to be.

There are more bears here than you can shake a stick at. Thick as thieves...
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Bears aren't above eating humans alive. Omnivores so they don't have the instinct to end your resistance quick by going for the throat like big cats and wolves.
 
The God Pill said:
Bears aren't above eating humans alive. Omnivores so they don't have the instinct to end your resistance quick by going for the throat like big cats and wolves.
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You'd have to ask Timothy Treadwell that. They'll always be my fat, fuzzy friends though. 80 percent of their diet is plants, old sandwiches and thrown out bagels :) though so a bear would have to be very, very hungry and desperate to eat a human.
 
Just wanted to mention there's been a debacle on choosing man over bear. It's ridiculous
 
PJ54 said:
Just wanted to mention there's been a debacle on choosing man over bear. It's ridiculous
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I've been seeing people make fun of it with would you rather be stranded on a deserted island with a woman or a snake and a feminist or Godzilla
 
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I was driving down this highway back to Stalag 13 when Bruno the bear decides to cross in front of me. I slowed down and then he stops in the middle of my lane and drops a steaming pant-load. How rude! I stopped. He finished the bathroom break and finishes his walk to the ditch. Then he started heading down the ditch in my direction so I yelled out the open window HEY! He was right across from me about 25 feet away and he stops, looks at me and starts to walk toward me. He doesn't look too happy either. He then stops, like he thinks better of it, and turns around and starts heading up the ditch again.

I thought: The impertinence of this bear! Did he just try to scare God's chosen ones, the cats? So I yelled again: HEY! He turns around again and starts to head toward me again with his head down, only he's much closer now. I decided that discretion is the better part of valour and drove off slowly. I may have 9 lives but why waste one on this stupid bear. Luckily I keep a litter box in the truck at all times...

I don't know what these bears are thinking but they best put a check on their hubris. Humph!
 
kirmmy said:
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I was driving down this highway back to Stalag 13 when Bruno the bear decides to cross in front of me. I slowed down and then he stops in the middle of my lane and drops a steaming pant-load. How rude! I stopped. He finished the bathroom break and finishes his walk to the ditch. Then he started heading down the ditch in my direction so I yelled out the open window HEY! He was right across from me about 25 feet away and he stops, looks at me and starts to walk toward me. He doesn't look too happy either. He then stops, like he thinks better of it, and turns around and starts heading up the ditch again.

I thought: The impertinence of this bear! Did he just try to scare God's chosen ones, the cats? So I yelled again: HEY! He turns around again and starts to head toward me again with his head down, only he's much closer now. I decided that discretion is the better part of valour and drove off slowly. I may have 9 lives but why waste one on this stupid bear. Luckily I keep a litter box in the truck at all times...

I don't know what these bears are thinking but they best put a check on their hubris. Humph!
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I remember one day at work during the dead of winter we were rolling down the track in the back country of Vermont, and one of the guys said, "You know, I'm surprised I haven't seen a bear all winter." So now that's a running joke at work. "Why haven't we seen a bear all winter?" :cautious:
 
kirmmy said:
Trans:
When things get bad, follow the bear and you will eat

I don't know...he may eat you.

I approve of this video. A bear that knows it's place. :)
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I posted this video just for you for bears to be forewarned. Meow!!!
 
Ana said:
La cabra tira al monte, dice un refrán español! 🤣🤣🤣
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Porque Cristo ha movido el obstáculo montañoso que para mí era yo mismo, puedo ver mucho más claro. ¡Seguramente estamos al pie de las colinas de Sión, hermana encantadora, buscando al que está por venir!
 
MickHewitt said:
Porque Cristo ha movido el obstáculo montañoso que para mí era yo mismo, puedo ver mucho más claro. ¡Seguramente estamos al pie de las colinas de Sión, hermana encantadora, buscando al que está por venir!
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Está claro Mick! Si a nosotros no nos corresponde dirigir nuestro paso, imagina quitar un pedrusco! Que hago con el? Donde lo pongo? Y solemos cargarlo a cuestas como bobos. Y el diablo que campa a sus anchas nos pone tantos baches!! Y nosotros ahí, sabemos lo que es caminar en la cuerda floja. Inclinación humana! Somos tan predecibles para los de arriba. Así que, que venga pronto! Cuando tenga que ser pero si es pronto, mejor.☺️😘
 
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