Beards allowed for all brothers

i used to feel this way, too. Problem is the ratio of bro's to sisters is TOTALLY skewed... MANY more sisters than brothers.
What do you mean by brothers "dating up"? If it's family wealth wise, I can agree. If you are talking looks-wise, that's a silly argument. If a women is in her early 20's, not fat, dress and act modestly most men would think she is attractive.

You shouldn't care about family wealth for your girl anyway, if you are acting as a moral man. After marriage the mantle of responsibility goes from her parent to you.
 
What do you mean by brothers "dating up"? If it's family wealth wise, I can agree. If you are talking looks-wise, that's a silly argument. If a women is in her early 20's, not fat, dress and act modestly most men would think she is attractive.

You shouldn't care about family wealth for your girl anyway, if you are acting as a moral man. After marriage the mantle of responsibility goes from her parent to you.
In the USA, few people are wealthy by their own independent effort in their 20's, and most witnesses don't have a ton of money anyway. By 'dating up' a brother ends up with a hotter/more intelligent girl in the org than he might have a chance with on the 'outside'. Currency in the congregation seems to be titles and perceived spirituality, vs wealth accumulation.
 
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Bro. Sanderson has a Rasputin like gray beard.
There lived a certain man in Bethel long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a brainwashed glow
Most Brothers look at him with terror and with fear
But to Congregation chicks, he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of error and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Nobody would desire

Hey, hey, hey, hey, and more hey!!!!!

Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Bethel beards
There was a Bro that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Bethel's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

Oh those Bethelites!


Thank you, I'm here all night...try the veal!
 
There lived a certain man in Bethel long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a brainwashed glow
Most Brothers look at him with terror and with fear
But to Congregation chicks, he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of error and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Nobody would desire

Hey, hey, hey, hey, and more hey!!!!!

Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Bethel beards
There was a Bro that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Bethel's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

Oh those Bethelites!


Thank you, I'm here all night...try the veal!
Did you make those lyrics up you posted above kirmmy? Haha
 
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